What are you up to? Whatever it is, I’m in! Take me into it! I’m a sportscat! I can’t be beaten in various types of sports: free exercise, acrobatics, high and long jump and gymnastics on the apparatus. I’ve came off well in sprint and relay, and I’m the best in getting on your nerves. So, will you take me into your team?



I have to enter for it? Can I do it without a name? Ok, I see, you need a name…let’s make it Syd. As I said, Syd. What are you laughing at? I don’t write it with an i but with a y, it’s a huge difference! What can I do if it sounds the same as that old sloth’s name? Well, they could have named me Diego!



The sabre-toothed tiger was copied from me. I hate cold but all cats hate it since the Ice Age movie was made. I’m strong and grim and brave and I’m not afraid of anything! Well, can we not try the last? Please, guys! I’m only scared of new things and a few old ones and those tale frisking nosey parkers, well, I’m scared to death of them. I often chase my tale but only in a small way, not crazy.



Anyway, I’m looking for a personal trainer and I think you’d be ideal for it. I should move on, my current team is not good enough for my achievements. If we become sport mates, I’d appreciate if you didn’t invite the hair losing begging creatures, we don’t need them even as an audience! Other little sabre-toothed tigers are welcome, it’s even better to play the getting on your nerves game in a team.



It’s also really important that as a serious sportscat I need appropriate physical and mental training and a lot of food. I’m achievement oriented so nothing less is enough. Trainings in the morning are the main ones – they start with breakfast of course – but don’t worry, I’ll always take care of both of us getting up in time. So, have we discussed everything? I almost forgot, you should send a detailed training plan to this address: noecatrescue@gmail.com. Long live cat lovers!