So whoever dares to say it again that all black cats are the same, look deeply into my eyes without twinkling! Can you feel how depth sniffs you? You try to avert your eyes but you can’t, I don’t let you… I count back slowly from ten… You can close your eyes now…



You’re calm, completely calm. You’re calm, you’re relaxed. All the noises and your problems roll away. You’re in harmony with your body and soul and your thoughts.




So what kind of black cats who look alike did you talk about?? So when was the last time that you could be relaxed this much? I’m a professional therapist, I don’t understand why I still haven’t got my own business. I could earn a lot of money, I’d already own that Egyptian kitty statue, the Sphinx and that huge litter box around it. Hm…



I’ve thought about it and made a decision. I give up my career opportunities only for you! I’ll be your own therapist, I’ll cure you any time with putting my paw on your body, purring to you, with role games and I’ll even use my silver bullet: all the love of my heart. You don’t have to ask for an appointment, I’m available all day and night to you, I don’t expect you to pay extra money, I just want you to come and take me!



In exchange I have only one request: let me love you! Accept me and love me too, only me, forever! I can see that you’re a bit frazzled so it would be advisable to start your therapy soon. For the professional case history please send your personal data to this address:

noecatrescue@gmail.com . I’m waiting for you!